Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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