if you like me you must not know who I am
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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