I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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