are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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