check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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