We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
