I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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