was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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