I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
