in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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