the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
And then he peed in my hair
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