You're so nebulous sometimes
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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