What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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