doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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