BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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