Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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