I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
What a dumb baby whore.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
