I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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