The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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