I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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