I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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