I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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