Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
