why didn't you poke me back
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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