She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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