he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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