we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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