I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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