I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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