Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The adults are the big ones right?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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