I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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