I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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