she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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