I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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