Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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