these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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