operation harelip BJ is a go
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it's great music for shaving your balls
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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