Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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