Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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