apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
