I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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