if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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