I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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