Pregnant stripper...not hot.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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