They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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