She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize