I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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