I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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