The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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