is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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