The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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