Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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