yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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