I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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