We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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