There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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