I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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