you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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