Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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