David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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